Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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