So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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