its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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