There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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