We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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