too bad you live with your parents still
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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