Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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