Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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