I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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