Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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