just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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