I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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