out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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