I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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