Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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