"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
