I'm drive I can fine osifer
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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