Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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