Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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