so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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