My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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