She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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