From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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