is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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