Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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