Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
