Me too!
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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