everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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