Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
home. puking in laundry basket.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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