he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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