Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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