Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Who put my cat in the fridge?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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