hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I had to cum in my sink.
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