We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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