just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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