i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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