your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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