drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
