So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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