Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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