I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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