help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize
