the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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