it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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