Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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