what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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