I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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