I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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