i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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