dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
These tits shall not be calmed
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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