We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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