So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I think my moral compass just broke
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