we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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