i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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