i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
