Apparently you make a good broom.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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