I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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