I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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