Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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